SICK AND TIRED OF PEOPLE STEALING YOUR GODAMN ART?
Can’t find the godamn ask to tell the blogger to kindly take your art down?
NO MOAR!
Email support@tumblr.com with links to your originals and the repost, and they’ll take it down.
NOW REBLOG THE SHIT OUTA THIS AND SPREAD THE WORD!
Well
I hate
to disagree
but I’m afraid
I have to.
Wait, why is RDJ in this list?
He says sexuality for him is a grey area, and basically it depends on who you talk to if he’s bisexual or not
same with Misha, i’m guessing?
^no Misha is openly bi
I had no idea Zachary Quinto was gay or bi
Zachary Quinto is gay. Extremely gay. Gay as BALLS.
(Footnote: If you are too embarrassed to buy condoms, you are not ready to have sex.)
Two: Kissing is not merely foreplay. Spend entire evenings making out on the couch while fully clothed. Believe me, dry-humping rocks.
Three: Sex is not just about friction. It’s about emotion. Stop trying to find her clitoris and find her heart. Because then she’ll help you find her clitoris.
Four: If you really wanna know how to please a woman, ask her how she masturbates. Then do that. A lot. If she claims she doesn’t masturbate, offer to take her shopping for a vibrator so you can both learn the vocabulary of her body together.
Five: Don’t put anything in her butthole you wouldn’t want in your own.
(Footnote: Try a pinky finger, it’s kinda awesome.)
Six: When you go down on her—and you will go down on her, and if you are my son, you will be amazing at it—tell her how good she tastes. Stop in the middle and kiss her deeply so she knows how good she tastes. Do the same when she goes down on you.
Seven: A simple Google search will yield 1,327 euphemisms for male masturbation, yet only 23 for female masturbation. If guys spent less time jacking off and more time jilling off, this world would be a happier place.
Eight: Everything you need to know about the importance of the clitoris is in the movie Star Wars. You are Luke Skywalker piloting your penis-shaped X-Wing Fighter deep inside her trench. Remember: seventy percent of all Death Stars cannot be blown up through penetration of the trench alone. It must be through focused contact with that little exhaust port at the top of the trench. Otherwise, any explosions you experience will be merely Hollywood special effects.
Nine: Just because you come doesn’t mean she has, so don’t you dare come before her. Focus completely on your partner. Don’t worry about gettin’ yours, you’re a guy. You always get yours. Your job is to make sure she’s gettin’ hers.
Ten: If sex with your partner lasts no longer than this poem, you are not making love. You are masturbating with her body instead of your hand. Shame on you. Go back to step one. You’ve got a lot of learning to do.
Love, Dad.
| — | Big Poppa E., “How To Make Love” (via loweryourstandards) |
IF YOUR HEART DIDN’T SHATTER INTO A MILLION FRAGMENTS WHEN THAT LAST LINE WAS SAID YOU ARE NOT HUMAN.
I watched this the other week and i started crying my eyes out.
See. It’s not fair. They took Goofy, who even in GOOF TROOP was still just overly silly and meant for splapstick, and they give Goofy real world fatherhood problems. And to this DAY I will still mist up for this scene.
“After this I go to work at a pizza shop. My wife and I were college professors in Bangladesh. I taught accounting. But one dollar in America becomes eighty dollars when we send it back home.”
People forget, when immigrants come to this country they start from scratch. They could have been lawyers in their home country, but in the US..it means nothing. You think a HS diploma from Bangladesh means anything in this country? My mom was a top student in the country, went to all the best school and got the best of everything…but when she got here it meant squat and she was cleaning other people’s homes and scrubbing their toilets. This is why I get pissed of when people talk smack about immigrants. They at least are doing something…..heading for a goal..making sacrifices…what are you doing with your life?
^ My parents were college-educated teachers in their home country and came to the U.S. with nothing but empty pockets, a dash of hope, and a belief in God. They also scrubbed toilets in people’s homes to make enough to provide for their children, and that’s probably not something a lot of educated professionals would be able to do. I know I wouldn’t be able to do it. Pride would get in the way.
THIS IS TOO IMPORTANT.
My dad graduated from two different colleges in Mexico but the only thing he could put on his resumé when he moved to LA is an associate’s degree in business. All anyone would see is that he went to a JC. He took extensive courses in chemistry, business, photography, literature, and philosophy but none of his degrees counted. I mean, he started reading meters for a gas company and moved his way up as a photographer, in order to fund his business. Oh my god I’m crying. I have so much respect for people who have to start over here. The united states is one of the only countries that wont accept other credentials and that really sucks. My sister in law and all her family are here as refugees. She was a math professor and is at med school, after getting an American GED and bachelor’s, to be a nurse or a doctor so she can help provide for her new little family. I am so… I actually just feel this crazy pang in my heart. I have so much respect for her and my dad.
Various female superheroes and Rule 63 heroes in practical costume redesigns.
hnnnnnngYES
functional costumes that look good will always get a reblog.
Seriously, the bare-shoulders+covered forearm thing does SO MUCH for emphasizing power. Why isn’t THAT Power Girl’s dominant costume trope, instead of an awful porn thing that (does some research) has been constantly coming back for the better part of four decades?
^^^^^
Hnnnn yes yes yes!
I hate when you can feel yourself getting emotionally attached to someone and you want to stop the feelings because you know you’re going to get hurt or let down but you can’t because you like them too much, it’s officially the worst feeling in the world.
if disney can do this
THEN WHERE THE FUCK IS MY SUPERWHOLOCK SPECIAL
Let’s see
- They’re not made by the same company
- You people complain about Moffat too much
- There’s no way they could find a way to make it happen
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Help, my boyfriend won’t go down on me!
“So, I really enjoy giving head to my boyfriend - and most often I don’t expect anything in return - but sometimes I just really want him to go down on me. The only issue is that he doesn’t like preforming oral. I don’t want to be mean and force him to or anything, but it’s nice to be on the receiving end every now and then. I guess what I’m trying to ask, is how can I get it to where he’ll actually enjoy it?”
and…
“My boyfriend of three years is the only person that I have ever had sex with, and though I always accommodate him sexually, he is disgusted by the thought of going down on me. Do you have any advice on this matter? I mean, I don’t want to withhold sex or force the issue, I just think it would be amazing.”
So, some people don’t really like giving oral sex. It makes sense that some people out there won’t, right? There’s a lot of casual judgement on people that don’t, and it’s a little unfair. I don’t think girls should have to go down on guys if they don’t want to, so I don’t think guys should have to go down on girls either.
Of course it sucks a little bit if you want your partner to! And because you do it to them, it seems only fair they’d do it back. But sadly, that’s not really how it works.
BUT THEN AGAIN, for quite a lot of people, giving head is kind of… an acquired taste? Like at first it can be kind of intense, there’s all this wetness, there’s a flavour to kinda get used to, you’ve gotta work out what to do… a bit off-putting if you’re not confident. (And it’s often the same for girls on guys, too.) So for some people, it can be like a food they tried once (or even NO times!), decided they didn’t like it, and now just won’t try it again.
The thing is, once people have said they’re not into something, they’re usually not that willing to change their mind, y’know?
One way to play around with it is by getting him to taste you a little. So for example, when you’re fooling around, try licking your cum off his fingers and then kissing him.
Another thing is that if you’re having kinda rough-and-tumble sex, like rolling around in bed, getting all sweaty and stuff, you can plant kisses all over each other, on your stomachs, hips, thighs, and anywhere in the general vicinity of the good stuff. Basically, make him see that it’s not body-body-body-body-ARGH-VAGINA… it’s just another spot to plant a kiss.
So, sure, there’s a chance if he just manned-up already, he’d realise it was OK, and kinda fun, and get into it. But on the other hand, if someone wrote me saying “my boyfriend keeps trying to make me give him head even though I’ve told him over and over I don’t want to”, then I would tell that person their boyfriend was being a bit of a dick. So, be playful, be relaxed, and try to create a situation where it feels like it happened by accident or it was his idea, rather than him ‘giving in.’
Good luck!
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Help, my boyfriend won’t go down on me!
“So, I really enjoy giving head to my boyfriend - and most often I don’t expect anything in return - but sometimes I just really want him to go down on me. The only issue is that he doesn’t like preforming oral. I don’t want to be mean and force him to or anything, but it’s nice to be on the receiving end every now and then. I guess what I’m trying to ask, is how can I get it to where he’ll actually enjoy it?”
and…
“My boyfriend of three years is the only person that I have ever had sex with, and though I always accommodate him sexually, he is disgusted by the thought of going down on me. Do you have any advice on this matter? I mean, I don’t want to withhold sex or force the issue, I just think it would be amazing.”
So, some people don’t really like giving oral sex. It makes sense that some people out there won’t, right? There’s a lot of casual judgement on people that don’t, and it’s a little unfair. I don’t think girls should have to go down on guys if they don’t want to, so I don’t think guys should have to go down on girls either.
Of course it sucks a little bit if you want your partner to! And because you do it to them, it seems only fair they’d do it back. But sadly, that’s not really how it works.
BUT THEN AGAIN, for quite a lot of people, giving head is kind of… an acquired taste? Like at first it can be kind of intense, there’s all this wetness, there’s a flavour to kinda get used to, you’ve gotta work out what to do… a bit off-putting if you’re not confident. (And it’s often the same for girls on guys, too.) So for some people, it can be like a food they tried once (or even NO times!), decided they didn’t like it, and now just won’t try it again.
The thing is, once people have said they’re not into something, they’re usually not that willing to change their mind, y’know?
One way to play around with it is by getting him to taste you a little. So for example, when you’re fooling around, try licking your cum off his fingers and then kissing him.
Another thing is that if you’re having kinda rough-and-tumble sex, like rolling around in bed, getting all sweaty and stuff, you can plant kisses all over each other, on your stomachs, hips, thighs, and anywhere in the general vicinity of the good stuff. Basically, make him see that it’s not body-body-body-body-ARGH-VAGINA… it’s just another spot to plant a kiss.
So, sure, there’s a chance if he just manned-up already, he’d realise it was OK, and kinda fun, and get into it. But on the other hand, if someone wrote me saying “my boyfriend keeps trying to make me give him head even though I’ve told him over and over I don’t want to”, then I would tell that person their boyfriend was being a bit of a dick. So, be playful, be relaxed, and try to create a situation where it feels like it happened by accident or it was his idea, rather than him ‘giving in.’
Good luck!









