May 2012
I keep waiting for everyone in my life to kick me out of their’s because I’m so needy and just a huge disappointment.
Ever wanted to rant online, but you’re worried that you’re just being needy and just want attention? Actually saying too much now…shutting up. sorry….
What if everything you posted on Tumblr appeared...
strawberryalpacas:
jeremyrenners-butt:
starkid-nerdfighter:
Yeah nice…except for the random things I reblog because they’re scary as shit.
andy-sexberg:
oh right.
the poison.
the poison for kuzco.
the poison chosen especially to kill kuzco.
kuzco’s poison.
2 tags
"Wow, there's SO much penis!"
1 girl 5 gays SO just summed up tumblr right now.
whereareallthesourpatchparents:
That stupid new feature on Facebook that tells people when you’ve seen their message makes it so much harder to ignore them. Why would you ever implement that? It’s just a breeding ground for conflict. “I KNOW YOU SAW MY MESSAGE” “AT 9:52 P.M.” “FACEBOOK TOLD ME” “HELLO” “HEY FUCKER” “YOU SAW THAT ONE TOO” “YOU CAN RUN BUT YOU CAN’T HIDE”
Walter Elias Disney High School - W.E.D.H.S →
lildubcheffin:
billabon-g808:
jbeeks55:
experiment-six-two-six:
Swimming with Coach Ariel
Physical Education with Mr. Shang
Dance with Coach Esmerelda
Chef Silver
History with Mr. Thatch
Drama and Performing Arts with Mr. Trouillefou
Counseling with Dr. Heimlich and Dr. Slim
Band with Mr. Naveen and Mr. Lou
Biology with Dr. Jookiba
Home Ec. with Mrs. Naveen
Driver’s Ed....
When I'm really famous I'm gonna let myself get...
greaterandmoreterrible:
Like pointing upwards so you can caption it with “THIS”
And saying sentences that include ‘ship’
And physically dramatic ‘NO’s
So that y’all can easily gif me
You’re welcome
zeus: hey i just met you
zeus: and this is crazy
zeus: but i just turned into an animal and fucked you with genitalia that are not meant for penetrative sex with human beings and impregnated you with my demi-god child
zeus: so raise him maybe
cloysterbell:
“Love is how Jack loved Rose…”
JACK DIDN’T LOVE ROSE. WELL, HE DID. BUT I DON’T THINK HE WOULD JEOPARDIZE ANYTHING BECAUSE ROSE WAS IN LOVE WITH THE DOCTOR AND I DON’T THINK HE LOVED HER IN THAT WAY AND-…
Oh.
Not that Jack and Rose.
man-bro-bukkake-theater:
ivanoooze:
coagulates:
right now at this very moment i am in the lobby of my dorm witnessing two people fighting and using bible verses to back up their side.
they actually have their bibles open
o…….k….
IT’S TIME TO D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-DISCUSS OUR BELIEFS
I ACTIVATE MY SPELL CARD, MONSTER REBORN
JESUS WILL BE REVIVED IN THREE TURNS
