Random Shit
Oh god! My mind ruins porn again for me!

Watching hentai and there’s a scene with a girl and a dude going at it. Another girl goes to see what the noise is and finds them doing the nasty. She goes, “Disgusting.” *puts hands down skirt*

For some reason, me thinking that killed me. It’s like, my head said, “Ew, you pervs!” but your body is like, “Holy shit this is hot! Can we have a threesome? Or at least I wanna jump on his dick?/I would so go down on her.”

Me: I’m bored
Randy: Wanna have sex?
Me: Ok.
I really wanna know this now

What’s the difference between a fetish and a turn-on?

Sex in the Kitchen? Well ok…

Sex in the Kitchen? Well ok…

reesemcqueen:

Biphobia is, in my own opinion, when someone says that they dislike bisexuals period. Dating preferences is different. I don’t mind elderly people, in fact I find many of them pretty damn nice, but would I date them? No. It’s like the girls’ preferences on dating. Sadly, it sucks so much to be denied because of that, but it’s their issue, and that doesn’t mean it’s yours too; being bi is totally normal, as is being attracted to who you’re attracted to.

I know a lot of people who say differently, that the reasons for those girls’ preferences of dating do not include bi girls is discriminatory and that it is biphobia. But the fact of the matter is, outside of dating, would they be hateful towards any bisexual person in general, we don’t know. It can be possible that one or a few of those girls is actually biphobic, but can we judge just from them describing their dating preferences? That we cannot.

I will say it wasn’t surprising to hear many of those girls say they wouldn’t date a bi girl, because it happens a HELL of a lot. What I do have to say is that, no matter if you’re gay or straight or bi: if you’re worried about your partner cheating, your partner doesn’t have to be bi to act on it, and if you’re worried about getting your heart broken, your partner doesn’t have to be bi to break it. Gay, straight, bi, trans, pan, etc…we’re all human, and shit happens, because nobody of either orientation is safe from bad things happening. Capiche?

Does anyone know what comes out of a girl when she cums, you know that fluid? I’ve always wondered about this, I mean we know guys have semen but we never are told anything about a girls body except, “Here’s the vagina, you get a period, and babies come out of there.

Random Typing at 2 am

I love how my friends know how perverted I am. It still doesn’t make it easier when I want to be a total perv and talk about sex and things of that nature.

I don’t understand if it’s because I actually do know a lot about sex or I’m fucking blunt and vocal about it. *Sigh* Welp, time for bed and I can make some of these private??? Hmm…. I will now use this knowledge to my advantage. ^_^

Ok, I think my moodiness and random depression is cause I am ovulating, that also covers the sticky stuff inside me, the over sensitive boobs, and my umm eagerness for something

God I actually want to get on my period even if I am tortured with not getting any besides making out, I swear my horniness goes up 200% when I’m on my rags >.<

I’m just glad I haven’t raped someone yet when I get super horny but I just can’t do shit on my period, it’s too gross for me to do anything

I may be bad, but I’m perfectly good at it

Sticks and stones may break my bones, but chains and whips excite me

Two of my favorite lines from this song ;), but not into the whole s&m thing